The year is 2133 and a complex web of intrigue binds a diverse group of bizarre characters from various planets against a common enemy - megalomaniac Arran Arkenstein.  Aboard their ship ‘The Nick of Time’, we follow the outrageous adventures of the eclectic group as they confront new terrors, new enemies and new dilemmas around the universe, while their amazing, intriguing and complex pasts come back to haunt them all! - - - Main 15 Characters - - - Turnidus Fashion conscious pacifist king of the elephantine Voltarabian race. Cindy American scientist and brothel security guard. Forthright, cheeky and gutsy. Yztabub A brain trapped in a drinks machine seeking his real body & identity. Cilla Grumpy sister of main villain Arran, who turns her into a man by force. Gamak Upright Space Patrol doctor. Haunted by a terrible conspiracy 20 years ago. Frag Middle aged cockney space dentist’s wife. Every man she falls for dies. Mydas Ex gameshow host turned agent. Marries nasty Maureen, but has a dark secret. Madame Deephole Eastern European brothel Madame with murky past - full of double entendres. Major Grondlepuss Two-foot squeaky voiced ex Army Major, now works as Madame D’s cleaner. Violet Brummie OAP Runs a missing persons bureau. Expert in spacecraft & computers. Hywel Camp Welsh TV producer, Arran’s uncle, partner to celebrity newsreader Jake. Mrs. Blubber Over weight feisty celebrity from West Country. Caelys Young fit dim space patrol pilot from Dagenham. Searching for his real parents. Snyder Curt German space patrol officer. Contracted mutational disease on Fandilox. Jake Mydas’ younger brother. Celebrity newsreader and pants wearer - - - Main Villains - - - Arran Deranged power crazy villain who loves dressing up in disguise. Dr. Proctor Vicious half octopus, half human lesbian. Expert in robotics and mechanics. Chickenskin 15 stone Genetically modified Chicken with a love of racing competitions. Retsab Heklian Huge swarming frog-like alien gestalt. Infects the next carrier by foul means. Maureen Mydas’ young, money mad, scheming wife. Has secret lover.   Maglice A deranged fan who entraps his TV hero for 20 years and masquerades as him. Pallbearers Android pallbearer servants of Arran who break free from his control. The Inflictor Android whose sole purpose is to inflict constant pain on living matter. Teddy Timpkin Creepy space dentist. Falls for Maureen. Has a perverted marionette: Mr. Pubas - - - Stars - - - Colin Baker Jan Chappell Nicholas Courtney Peter Dean Anna Karen Michael Keating Norman Lovett Jacqueline Pearce Gareth Thomas Sarah Sutton Set over 14 CD Episodes Each over 70 minutes duration - most with original songs! This original science fiction drama contains adult tongue-in-cheek comedy not for the faint hearted but definitely for the adventurous, the open minded and lovers of complex offbeat fun!